santanist:

tripped and fell in my heelys jesus take the wheelys

yelled:

when you wake up early in the morning and sit on the edge of your bed like

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serfborts:

When you’re failing gym class and you tryna get ya grade up at the last minute

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clivas:

Hollisters electricity bill must be like $1 a month

Some people take this website to seriously. 

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the-milk-eyed-mender:

the high horse analogy just doesnt resonate w me i dont understand why i should want to get off my high horse my horse is so tall, he is enormous and titanically powerful, he will stamp on my dissidents and scatter them like cockroaches, its a good place for me to be strategically

pocketbeastie:

So one time, one of my guy friends said, “I’m pretty sure I’m straight but I’ve never slept with a man so how do I know for sure if I’m not bisexual or gay” and so he actually went and picked up a guy, had sex with him and after ward he said, “Well that was fun but I appear to be straight.” and just went on with his life without making a big deal about his dip into homosexuality and really, I think everybody should be this relaxed about sexualities

(Source: pocketspoopy)